Dirty Dog? Wash Time!
Okay, picture this. You’re working outside or coming home from work and you realize. “My dog must have rolled in something, because it’s not me who smells nasty.” So you decide the logical thing would be to give your loveable furry friend a bath before the stench permeates your house and all is lost. After chasing your dog around the house bribing him with promises of food and snuggles, you manage to drag him (unwillingly of course) into the tub.
With one hand holding your struggling best friend, your other hand attempts to use the showerhead to get your dog wet, all the while your now sad looking, soaking wet k-9 is shaking muddy-funky smelling water all over not only you, but your bathroom. You are determined to prevail nevertheless, so with sheer power of will you get soap on various parts of your dog. You begin the “sudsing” process, as I like to call it. The smell of soapy clean goodness fills the once damp dog smelling confines of your bathroom. You have confidence now, you can see the final rinse approaching. The finish line is in sight. When you realize your drain is no longer doing its desired function and draining.
You throw up your hands in the air momentarily forgetting your holding your wet and now semi-sudsy dog you scream “WHYYYYY!” A wave of regret flows over you, which is soon followed with determination not to give up. So after regaining confidence you begin to finish the rinse not caring that the feet might be a little soapy. You have also lost the need to keep yourself “dry” it’s a foreign concept now and you are probably in the tub just getting it done. However finally you have reached the end, it is time to dry. Sitting on the floor of your bathroom floor in a puddle of water with your hairdryer you realize… “Why am I doing this. There has to be an easier way!”
And guess what? There is. I’d like to invite you to Bare Bones Dog Wash. We have everything you need to take a dirty dog and return him or her into the fresh soft snuggly animal you love. Remember the pain it was to try and hold your dog in the tub while also attempting to wash him or her with your other? Well when you come in one of our well-trained staff members will assist you in clipping your dog to the tub so you are free to use both your hands to clean your dog. We supply it all, shampoo, conditioner, towels, brushes, and did I mention a high powered blow dryer that will make your hairdryer look like a cat standing next to a lion.
But wait there’s more!!! You don’t have to clean up, bring in a dirty dog, get a clean one and go home. We clean up the mess! So what are you waiting for... come on in!
With one hand holding your struggling best friend, your other hand attempts to use the showerhead to get your dog wet, all the while your now sad looking, soaking wet k-9 is shaking muddy-funky smelling water all over not only you, but your bathroom. You are determined to prevail nevertheless, so with sheer power of will you get soap on various parts of your dog. You begin the “sudsing” process, as I like to call it. The smell of soapy clean goodness fills the once damp dog smelling confines of your bathroom. You have confidence now, you can see the final rinse approaching. The finish line is in sight. When you realize your drain is no longer doing its desired function and draining.
You throw up your hands in the air momentarily forgetting your holding your wet and now semi-sudsy dog you scream “WHYYYYY!” A wave of regret flows over you, which is soon followed with determination not to give up. So after regaining confidence you begin to finish the rinse not caring that the feet might be a little soapy. You have also lost the need to keep yourself “dry” it’s a foreign concept now and you are probably in the tub just getting it done. However finally you have reached the end, it is time to dry. Sitting on the floor of your bathroom floor in a puddle of water with your hairdryer you realize… “Why am I doing this. There has to be an easier way!”
And guess what? There is. I’d like to invite you to Bare Bones Dog Wash. We have everything you need to take a dirty dog and return him or her into the fresh soft snuggly animal you love. Remember the pain it was to try and hold your dog in the tub while also attempting to wash him or her with your other? Well when you come in one of our well-trained staff members will assist you in clipping your dog to the tub so you are free to use both your hands to clean your dog. We supply it all, shampoo, conditioner, towels, brushes, and did I mention a high powered blow dryer that will make your hairdryer look like a cat standing next to a lion.
But wait there’s more!!! You don’t have to clean up, bring in a dirty dog, get a clean one and go home. We clean up the mess! So what are you waiting for... come on in!
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